Eddy Field Facts

Unlike Moses, Eddy Field needs no veil.

—Anonymous E-mailer.

Eddy Field has dinner reservations for May 22nd. He will be there.

Eddy Field power naps in the bosom of Abraham.

Eddy Field is your brother’s keeper.

Eddy Field looks cool carrying a tray in the cafeteria.

Medusa’s stare may turn you into stone, but Eddy Field’s will turn you into a pillar of salt.

Eddy Field was Samson’s personal trainer.

The Catholic Church is allowed to remain in existence because they pay indulgences to Eddy Field.